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Baron von Brunk is a Real Person
If there's any doubt that I don't have a face or if there's any suspicion that I'm some internet troll with no life, let this album serve as proof of my identity: I am a 20-something guy with sideburns and large eyebrows. Included are my various tattoos, my homemade X-Wing pilot uniform, and some Hawaii shirts I've donned! I also have fez hats. Whoopdidy-doo. |
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Baron von Brunk is a Real Person Who Goes Places
Self explanatory -- sort of. Alright, look, this entire portion is divided into dozens of smaller sub-categories and little albums, all of which are relating to my average not-so average life of peril. Here you'll see rare photos of my short-lived apartment in Lancaster City, up until my migration to New York in 2010, as well as my outings and encounters with celebrities/events. Note: Many of these were extracted (captions and all) from my former Facebook page, hence the layout and Facebook album-like structure. |
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Cats!
What else did you expect, naked photos of Gene Wilder?
Sorry, folks; Gene couldn't make it. |
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Images of Absurdity
Yet again we have my section for various bizarre and profound photos I've stumbled upon in my years. Some of which include newspaper clippings which have not have been altered, obscene coloring book east eggs, as well as poorly-written signs from restaurants.
. . . Can you survive it?
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Bragging Rights! (coming soon!)
This section contains a large collection of various collectibles and assorted knickknacks I own, to which I proudly flaunt! See my rare antiques, celebrity autographs, and strange items you don't find at stores. Stay tuned: Telly Savalas makes a special guest appearance! Seriously. |
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The Days That Used to Be (coming soon!)
Just for the hell of it, I'll do the honor of posting images of myself in yesteryears, when I was much shorter and had no sideburns (yes, surprisingly there was a time). I also talked much slower and owned fewer LEGO pieces. I know, I know, it's hard to imagine. |
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Brunkamania is Running Wild, Brother! (coming soon!)
The only good thing about those 3-D pro-wrestling games is the function where you create your own characters. With my artistic savvy and passion for obscure pop culture icons and washed-up celebrities, you can see screencaps of my various custom brawlers! Videos coming soon! |
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